you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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