If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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