Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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