Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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