This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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