This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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