Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
BRING THE BAGELS
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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