Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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