Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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