i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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