He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
