so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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