I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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