Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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