It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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