if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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