I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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