i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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