There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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