They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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