and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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