So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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