i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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