everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This baby is an asshole
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Well I just put wine in my tea
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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