she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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