this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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