I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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