Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I forget how to act sober
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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