i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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