its not stalking. its research.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
What a dumb baby whore.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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