You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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