Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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