It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
wow bdsm is so cute
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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