question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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