But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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