Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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