hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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