Sponge bath it is.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have post one night stand depression
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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