I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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