are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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