both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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