Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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