to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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