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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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