he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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