Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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