At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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