I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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