Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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