playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
