Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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