That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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