i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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