whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
